Thief Assess Chart

 THIEF ASSESS CHART

WEAPON ACCURACY

1. This weapon is utterly pathetic.
2. This is a low quality weapon.
3. This weapon is of passable quality.
4. This weapon is well crafted.
5. This is a fine weapon indeed.
6. This is an excellent weapon.
7. This weapon is of superior quality.
8. You will not find a finer weapon forged by man.
9. This weapon defies all physical laws.
10. The Gods wuld go to war over this weapon!

POTENCY/DAMAGE

1. A Superball may do more damage.
2. You might accidentally hurt someone with this.
3. This will leave a mark, thats for sure.
4. This weapon can strike sturdy blows.
5. This weapon can whip some butt.
6. Batten down the hatches, lets kick ass!
7. Beware this weapon, for its swath of death is wide.
8. At this point, combat ceases to be fair.
9. Perhaps you should report this weapon. Its ridiculous!

SUIT ARMOR

1. Well, its better than being naked, sorta.
2. This will prevent a few scratches.
3. This is solid protection.
4. This is high quality armor.
5. Little can pierce this mighty shell.
6. You are practically a Sherman Tank!
7. This armor is fit for the gods!
8. Fear nothing. this is the BEST there is.

OTHER ARMOR

1. This is a trinket.
2. This is mediocre armor.
3. This is an excellent piece of armor.
4. This is great armor.
5. Wow! This is the best there is!
6. You can determine nothing.

SHIELDS

1. This is a decent shield.
2. This shield is finely crafted.
3. This is a great shield!
4. This shield is of supreme quality.